When Coffee Attacks

Now, I'm sure most of you have heard of the infamous story where a woman sued McDonalds because she spilled McDonalds coffee on her lap and it resulted in 2nd and 3rd degree burns.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants Well, I love coffee, but it really hurt me this morning.  My arm knocked it over onto my lap this morning in my car...and while I did not get burned, I still think I should sue someone...just to feel better about the situation. I have decided that my best course of action would be to sue Ford, because I drive a Ford Taurus. I will sue them because the cup holders they install in their vehicles are stupid! They don't work! And I'm kidding, but not totally because I hate my cup holder in my car, part of it is rotting because the thing was manufactured in 2004. The rotting part is where the issue comes in, the thing cannot hold a beverage. I think I have a pretty good case :) Don't you?